
Brainwreck Feminised
Order Brainwreck Feminised seeds online in Ireland. A quality hybrid cultivar at 18% THC delivering euphoric, creative, calm. Chosen for a short season and a damp finish. Fast shipping and a germination guarantee.
Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch
Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified Irish grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-11 on 150 seeds at 20-23°C.
About Brainwreck Feminised
Brainwreck carries caryophyllene as its lead note: peppercorn and warm timber, dry rather than sweet, catching slightly at the back of the throat. Myrcene sits beneath it and shows up second, adding weight and body underneath. The plant tests at 18% THC across a 40/60 split, though what decides whether any of this reaches the jar is the cure, not the seed.
Growing it for aroma
Growing Brainwreck for terpene expression and growing it for weight are not the same project, and it is worth deciding which one you are on. The Caryophyllene/Myrcene/Humulene profile does its best work in living soil, where the biology produces compounds a bottle does not contain. Good peat-free compost and worm castings are available in any garden centre here, which makes that approach far less specialist than it sounds.
Stop foliar spraying after the second week of bloom. Anything that lands on a developing trichome is still there at harvest and is tasted rather than seen. In the last three weeks the night temperature decides which terpenes lead: held at 16-18°C the caryophyllene comes forward, while a warmer finish protects the lighter humulene notes.
Then the cure, which is where Irish growers lose most of what they built. A ten to fourteen day hang wants 17°C and something near 58% humidity, and the ambient air here will not supply either for most of the year — a closed room and a small dehumidifier will. Into glass afterwards, burped twice daily for a fortnight. The myrcene layer arrives somewhere in weeks three and four, not before.
Flowering: 55-65 days. Indoor yield: up to 450 g/m2. Outdoor yield: up to 550 g/plant. Plant height: 80–120 cm. Rated easy difficulty.
What Brainwreck is like in practice
The catalogue lists euphoric, creative, calm, and that matches what growers here report back. At 18% THC this hybrid sits where the balance is the argument for it. Small doses stay functional, larger ones relax properly, and the 40/60 split means the direction is set by the amount rather than fixed by the plant. The Caryophyllene and Myrcene together leave warmth and spice, drying on the exhale.
Suited to most occasions, with the dose doing the steering.
Terpene breakdown
Primary: Caryophyllene · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Humulene. This is a combination that turns up repeatedly in cultivars people rate, and it is usually what gets commented on when a jar is opened for the first time after a proper cure. Caryophyllene anchors it, myrcene holds the middle, and humulene sits behind both — the last of those being what separates this from other strains leading on the same terpene.
Who it suits
Brainwreck suits growers with the fundamentals in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and a light cycle before committing to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Photoperiod genetics leave plant size and harvest date under your control — veg longer for a bigger plant, or flip early when the ceiling is low. A bloom of 55-65 days fits inside the season here for outdoor growers, with a tunnel making it comfortable rather than tight.
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Brainwreck Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsBred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.
A modern 2010s production hybrid carrying at least one clone-only parent. BX2 is the right stabilisation point: two rounds of backcross fix the parent-cut traits without narrowing the population too far.
Pin the trichome production that came out of the original Brainwreck cross.
Chosen for trichome density, bud structure and the hybrid trait balance the cross was engineered for.
Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room — pollen taken from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.