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THC 26%
⚡ High Potency
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Cheetah Piss Feminised

Order Cheetah Piss Feminised seeds online in Ireland. A quality hybrid cultivar at 26% THC delivering creative, focused, energetic. Chosen for a short season and a damp finish. Fast shipping and a germination guarantee.

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Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch

Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified Irish grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-09 on 375 seeds at 20-23°C.

Germination rate: 96.2% (n=375)
Last QC test date: 2026-09-09
Indoor yield: 422-566 g/m² (avg across 6 verified grower reports)
Outdoor yield, Ireland: 402-620 g/plant (avg across 5 verified grower reports)

About Cheetah Piss Feminised

Does Cheetah Piss finish outdoors in Ireland? It does, planted out at the end of May and cut by early October. The 41/59 balance handles an Irish season without special treatment, which is most of the reason to choose it. Bloom takes 8-9 weeks, so the harvest date is set by the calendar far more than by your technique.

What should I expect to take off it? Up to 300 g indoors and Up to 300 g outdoors are the published figures, and both assume a full light or a full season plus a root run to match. A tunnel gets you most of the way to the outdoor number; a windowsill will not. At 26% THC the effort is well spent either way.

Is it a sensible first grow? Reasonably. Anyone who has finished one grow will manage this one; it asks for consistency rather than expertise.

Other questions that come up about Cheetah Piss

Soil or coco? Coco with fertigation at EC 1.4-1.8 through bloom if you are there daily and want speed. Peat-free soil with slow amendments — fish, blood and bone, seaweed meal, rock phosphate — if you are not, and want flavour. Both suit this hybrid; the deciding factor is your week, not the plant.

How does it handle the weather here? Hybrid vigour covers most of what an Irish summer does. Keep the root zone under 28°C and do not transplant into a warm spell.

When does bloom feed start? Within a week of the first pistils. The 41/59 balance shifts demand quickly at the transition — phosphorus and potassium up, nitrogen down. Soil growers top-dress; coco and hydro switch formula immediately.

Tunnel, outdoors or indoors? A tunnel is the best value of the three here. Indoors you own the 8-9 weeks of bloom completely; outdoors the plant gets light no lamp matches and can reach Up to 300 g, and pays for it in rain. Flowering: 8-9 weeks. Indoor yield: Up to 300 g. Outdoor yield: Up to 300 g. Plant height: Medium. Rated easy difficulty.

What Cheetah Piss is like in practice

The catalogue lists creative, focused, energetic, calm, and that matches what growers here report back. At 26% THC this hybrid sits where the balance is the argument for it. Small doses stay functional, larger ones relax properly, and the 41/59 split means the direction is set by the amount rather than fixed by the plant. The Caryophyllene and Myrcene together leave warmth and spice, drying on the exhale.

Suited to most occasions, with the dose doing the steering.

Terpene breakdown

Primary: Caryophyllene · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Humulene. The three shift relative to each other across the cure. Straight off the dry the caryophyllene dominates; three or four weeks sealed in glass at 16-18°C and the humulene underneath comes up to meet it. Vaporising between 180°C and 195°C catches the widest span, because heat takes the lighter humulene molecules first.

Who it suits

Cheetah Piss suits growers with the fundamentals in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and a light cycle before committing to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Photoperiod genetics leave plant size and harvest date under your control — veg longer for a bigger plant, or flip early when the ceiling is low. A bloom of 8-9 weeks fits inside the season here for outdoor growers, with a tunnel making it comfortable rather than tight.

Effects

🤩Creative
77% of people reported feeling Creative
🧠Focused
69% of people reported feeling Focused
🤑Energetic
57% of people reported feeling Energetic
🧘Calm
53% of people reported feeling Calm
😌Relaxed
45% of people reported feeling Relaxed
😊Happy
38% of people reported feeling Happy
🤗Euphoric
33% of people reported feeling Euphoric
😎Uplifted
24% of people reported feeling Uplifted
🤤Hungry
20% of people reported feeling Hungry

Best For

✦ Anytime
✦ Relaxation
✦ Stress Relief

Strain Type

Indica 41%Sativa 59%

Strain Data Sheet

🧬THC26% - 31% (Very High)
🌿LineageLemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
🔬TypeFeminised Hybrid
🌡ClimateTemperate, adaptable
📅HarvestSept – Nov, S. hemisphere (typical)
📏HeightMedium
⚖️YieldTypical for type
🏠Yield IndoorUp to 300 g
🌳Yield OutdoorUp to 300 g
⏱Flowering Time8-9 weeks

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Cheetah Piss Feminised — Breeder Information

Royal King Genetics

Bred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.

Stabilisation Level
F4
Generations
4+
Breeding Programme
Royal King Genetics Filial Programme — four-generation pheno fixing
Stabilisation Notes — What This Means for Your Grow

Cheetah Piss has been progressed through four generations of phenotype hunting and selection. Vigour, bud density and finishing time are all locked across the pack — every plant performs to the spec sheet.

Breeding Goal

Cull off-type phenos in Cheetah Piss through filial selection.

Selection Focus

Chosen for terpene profile, vigour, structure and finish-time consistency.

Pollen / Mother Source

Royal King Genetics select-mother programme — pollen drawn from an internally maintained reversed-female line.

Last Batch QC Verified
6 September 2026· 99%+ germination