
Kid N’ Kookies Feminised
Grow Kid N’ Kookies Feminised in Ireland. Indica genetics testing at 22% THC. Known for relaxed, focused, calm effects. Ships discreetly nationwide with sourced grow figures.
Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch
Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified Irish grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-10 on 100 seeds at 21-24°C.
About Kid N’ Kookies Feminised
Everything about Kid N’ Kookies at harvest follows from one decision, which is when you stop. The figures are up to 350 g/m2 indoors and up to 350 g/plant outdoors, with resin filling towards 22% THC. Weight arrives late on a plant this indica-leaning — the 68/32 split stacks calyxes hard through the middle weeks and then thickens them. Growers who cut on the calendar rather than the glass lose that last stage, and it is the most valuable one.
Where the weight is won
Three parts of the 55-65 days of bloom account for most of the difference between a good result and an average one on a plant rated up to 350 g/m2 indoors and up to 350 g/plant outdoors.
The stretch, days 1-10 after the flip. Canopy height set here decides how evenly light lands for the rest of the run. Twenty to thirty per cent is typical; taking the lowest fans around day seven pushes energy up to the sites that will finish.
Weeks three to five. Caryophyllene production climbs through this stretch and responds to a 6-8°C gap between lights-on and lights-off. Outdoors an Irish September provides that without help; indoors it has to be built, at roughly 25°C by day and 18-20°C at night. Bloom feed goes potassium-forward around EC 1.6-1.8.
The final fortnight. Feeding stops, plain pH-corrected water goes on, and the loupe comes out daily. Fifteen to twenty per cent amber suits the weight of effect this one is grown for. Outdoors, that falls between late September and mid-October, and the forecast gets a say.
Flowering: 55-65 days. Indoor yield: up to 350 g/m2. Outdoor yield: up to 350 g/plant. Plant height: 70–110 cm. Rated intermediate difficulty.
Flavour, aroma and effect
Kid N’ Kookies arrives in order. The first draw at 22% THC gives peppercorn heat that lands at the back of the throat. The relaxed, focused, calm character follows in minutes, as weight behind the eyes that works down through the shoulders. By a quarter of an hour it reads as physical stillness rather than sedation — a strong disinclination to stand up. Two to three hours at a sensible dose. Myrcene underneath contributes depth beneath the rest.
Terpene breakdown
Primary: Caryophyllene · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Bisabolol. Temperature decides how much of this profile survives. Low vaporisation at 180-188°C keeps myrcene and bisabolol audible over the caryophyllene; run it hotter, or burn it, and all three collapse into one note that is pleasant enough and tells you nothing.
Who it suits
Who does well with Kid N’ Kookies? Indoor growers who want to choose their own timeline. Tunnel growers who want to decide when flowering starts rather than letting August decide it. Anyone with the space to veg it properly first. Rated intermediate, which means a moderate learning curve that rewards attention without needing specialist kit.
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Kid N’ Kookies Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsBred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.
Four rounds of filial stabilisation on the Kid N’ Kookies cross. The indica relaxation profile expression sits uniform; pheno-to-pheno yield variation runs within ±10% of the published numbers.
Carry Kid N’ Kookies from F1 cross to F4 production-ready seed stock.
Chosen for resin density, indica-leaning frame and tight internodes that suit indoor production.
Royal King Genetics select-mother programme — pollen drawn from an internally maintained reversed-female line.