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LA Woman Auto

Order LA Woman Auto seeds online in Ireland. A quality hybrid cultivar at 23% THC delivering focused, happy, relaxed. Chosen for a short season and a damp finish. Fast shipping and a germination guarantee.

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Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch

Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified Irish grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-13 on 225 seeds at 20-23°C.

Germination rate: 98.8% (n=225)
Last QC test date: 2026-09-13
Indoor yield: 426-538 g/m² (avg across 10 verified grower reports)
Outdoor yield, Ireland: 502-668 g/plant (avg across 9 verified grower reports)

About LA Woman Auto

Does LA Woman finish outdoors in Ireland? It does, planted out at the end of May and cut by early October. The 40/50 balance handles an Irish season without special treatment, which is most of the reason to choose it. Bloom takes 60-70 days, so the harvest date is set by the calendar far more than by your technique.

What should I expect to take off it? up to 300 g/m2 indoors and up to 300 g/plant outdoors are the published figures, and both assume a full light or a full season plus a root run to match. A tunnel gets you most of the way to the outdoor number; a windowsill will not. At 23% THC the effort is well spent either way.

Is it a sensible first grow? Reasonably. Anyone who has finished one grow will manage this one; it asks for consistency rather than expertise.

Other questions that come up about LA Woman

Soil or coco? Coco with fertigation at EC 1.4-1.8 through bloom if you are there daily and want speed. Peat-free soil with slow amendments — fish, blood and bone, seaweed meal, rock phosphate — if you are not, and want flavour. Both suit this hybrid; the deciding factor is your week, not the plant.

How does it handle the weather here? Hybrid vigour covers most of what an Irish summer does. Keep the root zone under 28°C and do not transplant into a warm spell.

When does bloom feed start? Within a week of the first pistils. The 40/50 balance shifts demand quickly at the transition — phosphorus and potassium up, nitrogen down. Soil growers top-dress; coco and hydro switch formula immediately.

Tunnel, outdoors or indoors? A tunnel is the best value of the three here. Indoors you own the 60-70 days of bloom completely; outdoors the plant gets light no lamp matches and can reach up to 300 g/plant, and pays for it in rain. Flowering: 60-70 days. Indoor yield: up to 300 g/m2. Outdoor yield: up to 300 g/plant. Plant height: Short. Rated intermediate difficulty.

What LA Woman is like in practice

The catalogue lists focused, happy, relaxed, and that matches what growers here report back. At 23% THC this hybrid sits where the balance is the argument for it. Small doses stay functional, larger ones relax properly, and the 40/50 split means the direction is set by the amount rather than fixed by the plant. The Caryophyllene and Myrcene together leave warmth and spice, drying on the exhale.

Suited to most occasions, with the dose doing the steering.

Terpene breakdown

Primary: Caryophyllene · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Humulene. The three shift relative to each other across the cure. Straight off the dry the caryophyllene dominates; three or four weeks sealed in glass at 16-18°C and the humulene underneath comes up to meet it. Vaporising between 180°C and 195°C catches the widest span, because heat takes the lighter humulene molecules first.

Who it suits

LA Woman suits growers with the fundamentals in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and a light cycle before committing to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Autoflowering genetics remove the light schedule from the equation, which matters in a shed or a spare room where full darkness is not realistic. A bloom of 60-70 days fits inside the season here for outdoor growers, with a tunnel making it comfortable rather than tight.

Effects

🧠Focused
76% of people reported feeling Focused
😊Happy
65% of people reported feeling Happy
😌Relaxed
58% of people reported feeling Relaxed
🤩Creative
56% of people reported feeling Creative
🤗Euphoric
47% of people reported feeling Euphoric
😎Uplifted
38% of people reported feeling Uplifted
🤤Hungry
34% of people reported feeling Hungry
😴Sleepy
31% of people reported feeling Sleepy
😆Giggly
24% of people reported feeling Giggly

Best For

✦ Anytime
✦ Inflammation
✦ Muscle Spasms
✦ Stress

Strain Type

Indica 40%Sativa 50%

Strain Data Sheet

🧬THC23% - 28% (High)
🌿LineageLA Confidential × Mean Green
🔬TypeAutoflower Hybrid
🌡ClimateAll climates (adaptable)
📅Harvest≈ 10 – 11 weeks from seed (typical)
📏HeightShort
⚖️YieldMedium
🏠Yield Indoorup to 300 g/m2
🌳Yield Outdoorup to 300 g/plant
⏱Flowering Time60-70 days

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LA Woman Auto — Breeder Information

Royal King Genetics

Bred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.

Stabilisation Level
F5
Generations
5+
Breeding Programme
Royal King Genetics Auto Line — recessive trait stabilisation
Stabilisation Notes — What This Means for Your Grow

Five generations of Royal King Genetics autoflower stabilisation on LA Woman. Auto trigger time, finish window and trichome production all run uniform — no photo-hybrid surprises in the pack.

Breeding Goal

Lock the autoflower trait in LA Woman through five generations of selection.

Selection Focus

Chosen for vigour, terpene saturation and a tight finish window that allows production planning.

Pollen / Mother Source

Royal King Genetics in-house mother stock — pollen taken from a sibling male drawn from the same selected pheno population.

Last Batch QC Verified
14 September 2026· 99%+ germination